If you live here in America, then it’s time to celebrate your independence with the traditional combination of beer, pounds of meat grilled in the open air, and highly dangerous explosives. After all, it’s tradition. To supplement this time-honored ritual, we’ve assembled a list of some of the things that make this country so damn great.
Included are the requisite clouds of tire smoke, news of red-white-and-blue conquest overseas, new and upcoming vehicles of freedom, excessive horsepower, and videos of victory over foreign oppressors.
So grab your can of domestic, throw on another round of burgers, unfurl the star spangled, and get ready because we’re about to kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy. We promise it’ll be more patriotic than George Washington riding a giant bald eagle and firing an M16 over Mount Rushmore.
Continue reading for the full story.